Sneaky little scammers


What do you do when you need a recharge? I usually get it done online or from a store where they sell it. But there are people who think out of the box and act inside the box. The box I’m referring to here is mobile phone.

Look, I never thought I’d find beggars on the internet because I’ve always found plenty on roads. I’m not speaking against people who beg because they got no option but I definitely don’t support people who beg pretending to be women.

So it happened to me long ago when I first opened my Tinder account, excited to meet new people. I come under the category “Not here for hookups”, the kind that likes to chat and know people. I was lucky enough to have two matches in a single day, which many say is luck. Two days later, I realize that it’s men who must make the first move because women never do.

Three days later, I got a new match, this girl was beautiful, had good sense of humor which was evident from her bio and worked for an IT company. To my surprise, she texted first! Little did I know little miss IT had something else in store for me.

A few minutes of the most boring chat later came the big question:

“Do you use PayTM? Please recharge my account.”

I immediately checked the number on True Caller and a guy’s name came up. This aroused suspicion and was sure this was a guy since I knew a few people who did things like these in past so I decided to talk to him just for the sake of it.

There are gold diggers on Tinder, this I know but recharge beggars? This is the first one I’ve come across. A few mins of chat later,

“Are you getting it recharged or not? I usually hate asking but you seem like a nice guy who I can trust with no doubts. Get it done already! Don’t you have 30 rupees?”

Now this got to my nerves but I decided to act cool, took a deep breath and texted:

“Where are you from, bro? Why fake being a woman?”

This must’ve pissed him off so he unmatched me after a mildly offensive

“Fuck off” text.


Guys there are people desperate for a match but that doesn’t mean you can cash in on them. We’re being scammed enough already and the last thing we want is us snatching things from under each other’s asses. Ugh!

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  1. assholes…people can be such assholes..You were nice compared to what I would’ve said.πŸ˜‚

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    1. I just didn’t wanna use that wordπŸ˜›

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  2. ezee shad says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  3. mabelfrancis says:

    Hilarious😁

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    1. Hehe! Thanks. πŸ™‚

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  4. Nameera says:

    Lmao okay wow this righr here is an eye-opener πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ And yes, I’ve heard about these sort of incidents quite a lot!

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    1. How many have you recharged?πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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      1. Nameera says:

        Zero!!
        I’ve a big ego. I don’t like asking for favors πŸ˜‰

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        1. Question firse padho πŸ˜‚

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          1. Nameera says:

            Okay okay. The answer is none. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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            1. Always overlooking something.πŸ˜›

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            2. Nameera says:

              I’m afraid I’m not a big fan of details πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  5. Roy Lando says:

    Hello,,,please recharge my account! ha ha ha. funny online experience

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  6. What a poor man! He’s using Tinder but he doesn’t have β‚Ή30 also. Huhh! Karwa dete, bechara zara se paise toh maang raha tha, ghar ke documents thodi maange.

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    1. Ek kaam karo, aap tinder install karlo aur fake id pakdo koi. Use karadena please.

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      1. Ahaaan, mai kyu karu? I don’t want to hookup, don’t want to chat also. Tinder ka aisa version banao jisme baat na karni pade, mai aajaungi. Recharge bhi kara dungi.

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          1. PayTM is like Tinder? Wowwwwww.

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            1. Jaisa aap use karna chaahe.

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            2. Huh. *Emoji emoji emoji*

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            3. Bhenji ke problems.🀣

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            4. Bhaiyaji mazaak udaaa rahe. Be supportive.

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            5. Khud bane mazak abπŸ˜›

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            6. Huhhh. Kal post likhungi fir dekho aapke baare me likhti, zara bhi supportive nahi aaap.

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            7. Mere baare me??? Sachi???

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            8. Buraaaai likhungi

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            9. Kuch bhi likhdo jiii

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  7. Kamalika Dey says:

    Today’s lesson learned -Stay away from Tinder!🀣🀣

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    1. Depends on who you match with πŸ˜›

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      1. Kamalika Dey says:

        πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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  8. gauriwalecha says:

    Hahaha! I don’t even know what to say! This is hilarious!

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    1. Say nothing.πŸ˜‚

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      1. gauriwalecha says:

        Please get my account recharged Bharath *hahaha* *lalala*

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        1. Arey yaar! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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          1. gauriwalecha says:

            HAAHAHAHAHHA *phssh*

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            1. gauriwalecha says:

              Aap chup *lalalala*

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            2. Aap hi baat karaare!

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            3. gauriwalecha says:

              AWWW! *itna jaldi irritated aaj toh* *haha*

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            4. Marzi πŸ˜’

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            5. gauriwalecha says:

              AWWW! *haha*

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            6. gauriwalecha says:

              Well, this post is more than two lines, so congratulations *claps*

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            7. Me gusta.😎

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  9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Such intelligentsia is possible only in India!
    (PS: recharge my phone if you don’t mind 😝)

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    1. Well this level of desperation is only found here I guess hence the scammers.
      (HuhπŸ˜’)

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      1. Seriously, the last thing one should do is to act desperate. It simply opens doors for so many traps! (Can’t afford to deal with one πŸ˜‚)

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        1. Tinder is scaryπŸ˜‚

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          1. So are your thoughts (in respect to some of your posts) πŸ˜‚

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            1. Ouch! That hit hard.🀣🀣

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            2. Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  10. This is hilarious yet the fact that people do this saddens me as wellπŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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    1. Even I laughed my ass off when he unmatched me. 😁

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