Shut up and come here. Aise Kaun sochta hai re?? Pingu kahinke. Maar khaoge. Chup chaap Apne kamre mein jao.
Aaj kal ke bacche bhi na๐ก
Kuchh Khushi waala likho, aur yeh faltu ki cheezein sochna chodo.๐ค
Definitely not going to prison, my good sire. To get a work permit in the USA, I need three years of experience and a job offer which is very hard considering the present scenario.
The Sudan needs you. Burundi needs you too! Hehe. I would look into the Nordic countries though. Iโd go there and do volunteer work as a near sighted gynecologist.
I’ll consider it if I find a woman.
Indian women are hard to get because they have prerequisites.
And a guy like me would have a hard time even to get a girl talking.
I really canโt imagine. You should have never internetted/blogged. Now youโve seen the world and it makes you feel cheated I think. . Youโll figure it out. I think Italy would be a good match for you too. You speak a italiano?
All that crap about dowry and castes. Canโt imagine navigating that way really. Hang in there my fiend. Youโll find your way. I just think youโre awesome.
Castes and dowry and then women have specific needs, like the guy has to be an engineer or must earn a six figure salary. It’s a tough world out there. Thank you, Jim.
I’m hanging.
This is intense .. !!
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Thanks ๐
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Bro, always remember these words โdonโt die before youโre deadโ.
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Yes, sis. ๐
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Shut up and come here. Aise Kaun sochta hai re?? Pingu kahinke. Maar khaoge. Chup chaap Apne kamre mein jao.
Aaj kal ke bacche bhi na๐ก
Kuchh Khushi waala likho, aur yeh faltu ki cheezein sochna chodo.๐ค
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Aaj ka happy post hai๐
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Hahah! Haan na!โบ๏ธ
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This is too intense!
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Thanks.
Long time no see. ๐
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Haha!
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Killing karyakram after my party, okay!๐
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Haha! Wanna kill me? So soon?
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If you’re down, I’m no one to stop.
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I’m up though.๐
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Waah waah!๐
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*proud*
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* seriously? *
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*really*
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* unbelievable *
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*don’t believe*
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* huh *
* you better not reply with a “meh” *
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*meh*
*Deal with it*
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* phushhh *
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*phisssss*
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* buzzy banter *
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*ugh! C’mere you!*
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* how about bachelor banter *
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*sobs*
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* why? what happened? *
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*weird names*
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* sorry *
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*nah, I’m used to them *
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* just for the sake of saying it *
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*slow claps*๐๐
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* hehe. Thanks *
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What was the use of slitting your wrist when you were already taking pills? ๐ค Would’ve died anyways.
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One works if another fails.๐
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Kyun marrne ka shauk aaraha hai itna? ๐๐ Meko bol dete, I would’ve arranged something nice.
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Nhi toh! Bas aagaya toh likhdiya.๐
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Huh. Achhi bright cheezein toh seekhi hi nai hain likhna. ๐
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Pehle sab bright hua karta tha
Fir saara badal gaya
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Aap torch le aao, hum firse banate bright.
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Meko jalakr??
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Jalayenge kyun? Mai Firefly hu, torch lagalo sar me, aap bhi bright ban jaoge. ๐น
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All bleeding eventually stops. Someone put a tourniquet on this guy! Or, you run out of blood. Either way you win.
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Heheh! You’re the medic.
Your services are needed.๐
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Get a passport. I can help.
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I’m planning to. Takes three years.
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Youโll be married with kids by then. Or in prison. Maybe both. Why three years? Takes 2-3 weeks here
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Definitely not going to prison, my good sire. To get a work permit in the USA, I need three years of experience and a job offer which is very hard considering the present scenario.
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Yikes. You are still working, right?
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I started working just a few months ago. Two more years and I’ll begin searching for job abroad
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Are you set Iโm on the US, or would you consider elsewhere? Like UK or Somalia? Hahah
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Hahaha! USA would be my first preference. Somalia isn’t even on the list, not intending to join militia. ๐๐
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The Sudan needs you. Burundi needs you too! Hehe. I would look into the Nordic countries though. Iโd go there and do volunteer work as a near sighted gynecologist.
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Oh my! I’m so not into this.
Pack your bags, we’re going to Syria.๐
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Lol. I hope you at least got a good chuckle. Things arenโt as proper here, as there. Hahaha
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Haha I did.
Your near sightedness is rewarding, I suppose.
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I use the honor system here. Get on โer and stay on โer. If you have a her to hold. Poor guy. We need to find you a girl.
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Sigh. Maybe you’re right.๐
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Maybe? Find someone to marry out of obligation at least. Is good to have a companion
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I’ll consider it if I find a woman.
Indian women are hard to get because they have prerequisites.
And a guy like me would have a hard time even to get a girl talking.
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I really canโt imagine. You should have never internetted/blogged. Now youโve seen the world and it makes you feel cheated I think. . Youโll figure it out. I think Italy would be a good match for you too. You speak a italiano?
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Io non. Hehe…
I should never have blogged, yes.
I feel that often.
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All that crap about dowry and castes. Canโt imagine navigating that way really. Hang in there my fiend. Youโll find your way. I just think youโre awesome.
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Castes and dowry and then women have specific needs, like the guy has to be an engineer or must earn a six figure salary. It’s a tough world out there. Thank you, Jim.
I’m hanging.
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Emotional !
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Thanks ๐
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