Oh! Please!


10Β°C

How long can you hold your piss when it’s that cold? Man! I couldn’t even move, I cringed. My vacation at Shimla went great with a few tiring stops here and there, the most irritating of them was holding shit in. Literally.

We camped the night before where we did things in a tent adjacent to ours. The water was freezing cold and no chance I’m wiping my ass with that. Don’t mind my foul mouth, it likes messing around. It’s innocent though, trust me.

So this time, I was desperately in search of a bathroom and I barged into a hospital through the crowd. I’ve run through corridors and floors in vain. Whatever is inside me is in a hurry, it’s an emergency.I’m a guy, after all, so I went to a pretty looking woman for directions. She was standing by the lift with a stethoscope in her hands. Any chances she’s a doc? Was she taking it to someone? Who cares? I approached her shaking in my boots, not because if fear this time.

“Can you please tell me where the restrooms are?” I asked.

“Wut?”

“Restrooms, please, which way do I go?”

“Rest, room??”

*Facepalm*

I calmed my shit down and tried again.

“Washroom, where is it, ma’am?”

“Kya???” (What in Hindi)

“Toilet kaha hai, behen??” (Where’s the bathroom, sister?)

“Make a left and you’ll find it a little further”

I made a run for it. I kept running. I couldn’t run anymore.

Now there’s a toilet sign there and before I could make a sigh of relief, I noticed something terrible.

The girl directed me to Ladies’ toilet.

Well played, girl.

You win, 0-1.

Shimla was beautiful, btw. I couldn’t get enough!! The picture above is taken on my phone, the best I’ve taken so far. A good picture in a shitty post. Not that bad, eh?πŸ˜‰

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  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Who is this crazy hilarious Bharath?!!!!!!? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    1. Hehe! That’s Bharath who always runs into trouble.πŸ˜…

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  2. Nathi says:

    Lol, she’s got a good sense of humor! Poor you though πŸ˜‚

    Btw, beautiful click brother!

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    1. Hahaha
      I always have these weird encounters. Thank you, Shruthi.
      What brings you here btw?😜

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  3. Lmao this is hilariousπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I can’t tell if she was trolling or actually serious

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    1. Hahaha she was serious🀣🀣

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      1. Wow okay she’s my role model nowπŸ™ƒ

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        1. Seriously Kriti?? Seriously???πŸ˜‚

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  4. Antsafanou says:

    Ha3, it s a wonderful place a funny post πŸ™‚ and nice lady ha3

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    1. You too???πŸ˜’

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  5. The legend says that the guy looking for the restroom is still looking for oneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Aren’t you supposed to sleep?

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      1. Hmm! Let me think! Brb….
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        No! I don’t think so!🀣🀣

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          1. Meh!!🀭🀭

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            1. Kyun hattoon🀭😌

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            2. Toh! Tum kal bologe ki pizza pasta se better hai toh main Maan loongiπŸ˜’πŸ˜πŸ˜Œ

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            3. Nhi haiπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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  6. Kanisha says:

    No chance that I would blame that lady. She did a great job afterall!πŸ˜‚
    Btw the click is awesome broπŸ’™

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    1. Han Han sab Mera hi mazak udaaoπŸ˜’
      Thank you, Kanisha! How’re you?

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      1. Kanisha says:

        Abh hum nahi mazak udaaye to fayeda kya hai😝
        I am good. What about you?

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        1. Hahaha sahi haiπŸ˜‚
          I’m great, sis!
          What’s going on there?

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          1. Kanisha says:

            Nm sitting like a couch potato(like everytime) 😁
            Hope you enjoyed in shimla?

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            1. It was fab!🀩
              Camping, bonfire, music!
              The food wasn’t that good though.
              Haven’t schools started yet?

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            2. Kanisha says:

              Nah! It will reopen in July.

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            3. That’s too long😁

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            4. Kanisha says:

              Why so? We only got one month to enjoy and in that also, Holiday homework diya hai. So you should say short infactπŸ˜›

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            5. Homework chodo, abhi kitnaa free time rehta hai…
              Padhai ke baad time hi nai milta.

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            6. Kanisha says:

              Haina? Boards ne to vaise hi le rakhi haiπŸ˜‚ Vaise are you in college or working?

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            7. I’m working.😁😁
              Kaise Gaye exams??
              Topper ho?

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            8. Kanisha says:

              Oh!
              They were good.
              Nahi bhi haan bhi😁

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            9. Sidha bataiye ab😁

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            10. Kanisha says:

              “People who boast about their IQ are loosers”. -Stephen Hawking
              Unke hi kadam prr chal rhi hu. Vaise mai topper nahi huπŸ˜‚

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            11. Arey wah!!🀣
              Black hole pe research karni hai?

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            12. Kanisha says:

              Are aapko kaise pata? Seriously I want to.

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            13. Well I’m interested in them too. πŸ™‚

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            14. Kanisha says:

              Same pinch!

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  7. Great post πŸ™‚

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      1. No problem πŸ™‚ check out my blog when you get the chance πŸ˜„

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        1. Sure thing, bro!!

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  8. Ellen says:

    Hahahaha hope you washed your hands! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
    Lovely pictures! Glad you had a wonderful time there! ☺️

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    1. I did nothing. Why was hands?πŸ˜’
      Thank you so much, Ellen, means a lot.

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      1. Ellen says:

        Oh accha. I thought you used the restroom. πŸ˜πŸ€”

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        1. Can’t use Ladies’room, y’know…😁

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          1. Ellen says:

            So you could have gone back to her and asked for the men’s restroom na. πŸ˜‚

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            1. She left😢

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            2. Ellen says:

              Don’t tell me that there was no other person you could have asked! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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            3. I wasn’t in the mood by then😁😁

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            4. Ellen says:

              *face palm* this guys gets in the mood to go to the restroom. πŸ˜‚

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            5. Everyone does.πŸ˜’

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            6. Ellen says:

              Rubbish. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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            7. Whatever πŸ˜‰

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            8. Ellen says:

              πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  9. gauriwalecha says:

    Hahaha! Oh my poor friend!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Waise, uske Baad kya hua?πŸ€¨πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Kudos to that lady!🀭

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    1. Uske baad Maine tap band karliya aur nikalpada πŸ˜’

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      1. gauriwalecha says:

        Hahaha! Great haan! Phir toh aage mi journey Bohot hi suhaani Rahi hogiπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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        1. Bohot suhani hai re
          Abhi raste me huπŸ˜’

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          1. gauriwalecha says:

            Hahaha!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
            Ji
            Enjoy 🀭

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  10. Ayush says:

    Ladies toiletπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Picture is really amazing❀️ ( But not more than the post bhaiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

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    1. Arey Bhai bhai bhai.🀣🀣

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  11. Give my High five to this Doctor madam. I just love her. πŸ˜»πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    1. Aap toh sadist ho sabse badi

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      1. In your suffering lies my happiness. 🌼☺

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        1. Ye kaisi hate haiπŸ˜’

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          1. Firefly ka style hai ye. 😸

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            1. Bhago.😠

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            2. Bhaagna aapko hai waise. πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜†

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            3. Apna time aayega

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            4. Ji beshaq. πŸ˜ΊπŸ‘Š

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            5. Ghanta lekar jayega😎

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            6. Arey pura wall clock hi le jaao aap. 😹

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            7. πŸ•™ Ye lo ☺

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