“broken”fast.


“Too much water.” I thought and ran back inside, emptied half of the bowl and walked outside.

“The flame should be thin.” Had to rush inside again. It took ten minutes to figure out how thin it must be.

“Make sure to use some oil so that they don’t stick.” Mom yelled from the other room. “I know what I’m doing.” And her suggestions are shrugged off.

My food, my rules.

The spices that came with the pack smell good! I’m so ready for this! The omelette I burned before I started this lay there in another bowl, waiting to be gulped down.

Now I have to leave this be for ten minutes so that It’s boiled enough but who knew ten turns into twenty? Time flies, eh? By the time my clumsy ass walked into the kitchen, the water from the bowl overflowed. I wasted no time, stirred the food, added spices and put it all in a plate, ready to eat.

The only problem? The noodles were sticky, broken.

Cherry on top? It’s actually omelette on top, just salty and burnt.

I’m lovin’ it.

Do I have a choice??

(Everything aside, instant noodles are life savers)

Why’s the tea so brown???

40 Comments Add yours

  1. HappySoul says:

    you have stuck on to instant noodles for quite some time πŸ™‚

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    1. Since forever πŸ˜„

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  2. Chocoviv says:

    Instant yummy noodles 🍝

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  3. Nathi says:

    Your culinary skills makes you a desirable husband indeed! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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    1. Until they taste what I made.πŸ˜›

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      1. Nathi says:

        Hush brother, you better not chase away the prospective ladies with your candor πŸ˜‚

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        1. You see prospective ladies here?? Why can’t I?πŸ˜‚

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          1. Nathi says:

            How can you if you’re looking at lines between the tiles….chin up brotherπŸ˜‚

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            1. Ahh! Well..
              I don’t know what to say.πŸ˜‚

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            2. Nathi says:

              πŸ˜‚βœŒοΈ

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  4. Mermaid says:

    Sounds like fun😁

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    1. Tasted awful though πŸ˜…

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  5. Sid says:

    Yeapppp. Maggi I guess 🌝

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  6. Whattt? 😨😨😨 You went into the kitchen? Meko vishwaas hi nai ho raha aap cook kaise kar sakte. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    1. Bhook lagi hai
      Koi help hi nai karta

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      1. Toh aap khud banaoge? That’s unacceptable. πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Bhookhe marr jana chaiye tha but khud aagaye kitchen me. Nobel Prize dungi. Such a proud moment. 😿

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        1. Arey me jaate rehta hu na
          Kuch na kuch lene ya khaane
          Kabhi kabhi banane

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          1. Haan haan. Kabhi kabhi ‘never’ me hi aata. 😹😹

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            1. Aisa nhi hai.
              Aapko maar Khani Kya?😠

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            2. Himmat hai itni? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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            3. Bohot saara.😠

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            4. I’m ready. πŸ˜ΎπŸ˜ΎπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š

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            5. Aarha hu ruko😠

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            6. 😹😹😹 Aaram se.

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            7. Zara jaldi me huπŸ˜…

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            8. Niklo firr. 😼😼

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  7. My food my rules πŸ˜‚

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    1. Can’t compromise πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. Nour R. says:

    It’s very obvious you’re a talented cook πŸ˜‚
    Instant noodles need some skills as well though :3

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    1. That I am. 😎
      I’m the subject matter expert on instant noodles.

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  9. What should I comment about this one ?
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Hehe…
      What do you think?

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      1. I think this was hilarious πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
        I just loved it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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          1. It’s my pleasure πŸ™‚

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  10. Antsafanou says:

    They are life savers indeed😁

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    1. I know right.πŸ˜‚

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