Oh duck!


Life with you is like listening to ‘Despacito’; I don’t understand shit but I kinda like it. How many times have I tried singing along! If only I spent that time in improving myself or trying to understand you. Well I know both the attempts are futile but still worth a shot. Right??

I don’t understand why I keep asking you trivial stuff, maybe you’re glad because even you know deep inside that you do not have a legit reason or an answer for deep shit. Every time you argue with me, it feels like Daddy Yankee’s yelling right into my ears in Spanish. I wish I spoke that language. Our argument is like a separate universe, never ending, always surprising and impossible to comprehend.

But you know I love you, don’t you (not romantically)? Now I really wish you don’t because I know you don’t give a flying duck and it’s humiliating. Even though I admit that there are feelings down there somewhere, rotting in the corner, I refuse to express. Why do you treat me like a fly on your ice cream? You just swat me away. Is my buzz that annoying? Have I ever complained about what a mosquito you’ve been to my emotions? Yeah, I know, I’m glad you didn’t give me malaria.

The last time we met, I still remember choking on over spiced fried rice with burnt chicken. You gobbled it up like cheesecake. You expect me to remember the last goodbyes? Nah! The chicken was better. I thought blindness was when you couldn’t see anything but you redefined it when you could see nothing but yourself. You think I miss you? The world doesn’t revolve around you, babe.

Why am I writing this now? Because I don’t know. Neither do you. Let it be this way.

Let the hate be mutual.

(Why don’t you let the duck fly?)

43 Comments Add yours

  1. This post made me laugh!๐Ÿ˜„

    But then, this still seems to be romantic, Brother…๐Ÿ˜…

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    1. Hahaha itโ€™s old. Ooooold.

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  2. Nabeela says:

    http://nabeesblog.com/2019/12/23/sunshine-blogger-award/
    I have nominated you for Sunshine Blogger Award…. Check out the link….

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      1. Nabeela says:

        I want genuine answers….

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  3. Mermaid says:

    This is so cool!
    I totally love the title and the way to compared compared emotions with stuff, wow!

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    1. Mermaid says:

      The way you compared**

      ( My keyboard is the most annoying thing I know)

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      1. Hahaha! Annoying yet amusing.
        Looking forward to more of your keyboard.

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        1. Mermaid says:

          Haha

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  4. Nour R. says:

    First time I read it I thought that some dead poet is rolling in their grave bc you compared goodbyes to chicken. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    I mean, I’d always choose food, so, well said. How is chu?

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    1. Is there anything better than food in this world??? NO!!
      How is chi? Kill me. Pls. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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      1. Nour R. says:

        Indeed.
        Well it’s my fault I ever asked. Smh. People these days ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

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        1. Tell me, whatโ€™s up with you!?
          Howโ€™s Nour these days?

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  5. Tisha says:

    The best line.. Blindness redefined!!!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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    1. Thanks Tisha!
      Where have you been?

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      1. Tisha says:

        Buried in my books.. Still am..๐Ÿ˜ข But was missing WordPress so decided to come back again๐Ÿ˜…

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        1. Hahah!! Welcome back!!

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          1. Tisha says:

            Thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  6. amittras says:

    Quite interesting…… Makes me wonder if this method would be good for me too…… Comparing goodbye’s to chicken, I mean….

    Very nicely written.

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    1. Haha thanks man. Maybe it will.

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  7. Halbarbera says:

    Ah! Such a romantic post!

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    1. Right?? About time I dusted off the romantic in me.

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  8. amanita says:

    Despacito, most annoying song of 2018๐Ÿ˜

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    1. Absolutely, sister! They played it everywhere. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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        1. Thereโ€™s a German song that I really like.
          99 Luftballons by Nena.

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          1. amanita says:

            Where do you know that from? It’s from a time when i was a kid (1983)๐Ÿ˜š It’s a childish party song, very much like “Wir sind so hart wie Marmelade” or “Hurra, hurra, die Schule brennt”๐Ÿ˜„

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            1. I love the music. The beat is great and holds up even today. I stumbled upon it by accident when I was searching for another song four years ago. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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            2. amanita says:

              There’s one by Nena that I dedicate to you now: “Ich geh mit dir, wohin du willst, auch bis ans Ende dieser Welt”๐Ÿ˜

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            3. What song is it??? You know I donโ€™t speak German. ๐Ÿ˜…

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            4. amanita says:

              It is called Leuchtturm, which means Lighthouse๐Ÿ˜„

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            5. Iโ€™ll check that out. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  9. This was fantastic. Love it โ™ฅ๏ธ

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    1. Haha thank you Prakriti.

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  10. cprateeti says:

    Love this๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ well written๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

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    1. Arey Ms. Chakraborty! Long time no see!
      Howโ€™re you??

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      1. cprateeti says:

        aargh๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I m fine. How r u??? yeah yeah I was out from blogging. Seriously, completely blank with ideas and have no idea how to balance life with blogging…….

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        1. Iโ€™m okay.
          Was going through a rough patch but everything is settled now. Tell me about you.

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          1. cprateeti says:

            Life’s way is complicated. I was completely into reading books, had no mood to write…..

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            1. So when are you coming back??

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            2. cprateeti says:

              Very soon hopefully….

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