Trivial shit.


*Me looking at my crush*

Heart: go tell her! Tell her in this flora of life, you’re a passionate bee, she’s the brightest flower and hers is the sweetest nectar.

Mind: don’t listen to him. What’re you trying to do? Fucking pollinate??

Heart: okay! Fine! Tell her your love for her is like the UV rays, always present but never in visible spectrum.

Mind: yeah tell her you give her blisters and fucking cancer on direct contact.

Me: shut up both of you! I’m gonna do what I’ve always been planning to do. Mind my own business.

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  1. Were you a Science Student Brother? πŸ˜…

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    1. Yes and no πŸ˜ƒ

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  2. Antsafanou says:

    yah majaakiya haiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  3. dessertflower5 says:

    Hahaha awesome one man. Really burst out into laughter.

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    1. Hehhe thanks 😊

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  4. amanita says:

    You know what mixed emotions are. If you go on YouTube next time, watch the fine video “Mixed Emotions” by the Rolling StonesπŸ˜„

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    1. Haha!I’m β€œ very superstitious β€œ

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  5. Mermaid says:

    Noice x2

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      1. Mermaid says:

        Hihi

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  6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Kitna mast hai ye. Aisa pickup line use nai karna kisi pe ki my love is like uv rays. 🀭 But I liked the analogy huh. Aur banao na aise scientific metaphor.

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    1. Hahaha! Me toh aise hi karunga. 🀣🀣

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      1. Ladki bhaag jayegi dekhna. 😐

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        1. Bolo bhaagne 😎

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          1. πŸ˜’ Bhaiya single reh jaoge.

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            1. Hu toh single 🀣🀣

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            2. Double hona chaiye na toh. 😾🀦

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            3. Ladki hi nahi milti πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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            4. Aap attitude batate ho. 🀣 Haan hi nai karte ek ko bhi. πŸ˜’

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            5. Mera koi attitude hai hi nai. πŸ˜’

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            6. Meko mat batao 😼😼

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            7. I know sabkuch already 😺

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            8. Kya pata aapko??

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            9. Kya nahi pata wo batao 🀣 Bhaiya naam ki book padhke rakh di hai puri.

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            10. Kaisa laga 🀣🀣

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            11. Thoda emotional, thoda savage. πŸ₯³ Perfect blend of both.

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            12. Aur bohot zyada bakwas

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            13. Arey nahi ji. πŸ˜’ Bakwaas nai na. Mast baat karte aap. πŸ₯³

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            14. Kabhi kabhi bakwas mast hota hai 🀣

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