Cookies.


I got flies flying around my cookies; They must’ve gotten soft now, the cookies not flies. Flies are persistent as fuck. They just don’t give up and they’re pretty badass, man. They poop and vomit when they land on you.

I grabbed the cookie and tried to take a bite, had no idea what I was doing, was really preoccupied. The spilt wine had me drop to the floor and the only cookie I had is now not worth eating. It wasn’t before either but who cares?

Life is a lot like cookie. It’s stale before you even know it. People are like flies who bring their shit along and rub it off on you and there’s no going back when you drop it.

(Cookie, anyone?)

(Okay I know this was bad but I was bored and I had to write something. So deal with it.)

70 Comments Add yours

  1. Nour R. says:

    So what’s up with the milk?

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    1. Finished before anything got to it. 😎

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      1. Nour R. says:

        What about people who don’t like milk?

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        1. I don’t share anyway

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          1. Nour R. says:

            Oh. Fair enough 😂

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  2. Anushk@ says:

    I want cookie🙋
    Feeling hungry though 🤭

    Cookies?
    Seriously?😂
    Very nice Bharath..😄
    Very creative 😁💙

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    1. I have flies too. Wanna try? 😂

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      1. Anushk@ says:

        Can make a deal here..!!😁

        You take that flies one…

        I’ll have cookies🤭

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        1. Sorry ma’am, it’s a combo offer. You buy one, you get another.

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          1. Anushk@ says:

            Shut your store then🤭

            I am not interested in this offer🤭

            Just give me those damn cookies 😄

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            1. Hahah! Okay. Double the cost.

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            2. Anushk@ says:

              Very evil😂

              Taking advantage of being in quarantine 🤭

              You should give them free..haha🤭

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            3. Take it or leave it. 😌😌

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            4. Anushk@ says:

              Dedo plzzz😭

              😂

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            5. ₹200 dedo do packet aur 10 makkhi.
              Dedo paise. Jaldi. Time hogaya hai.

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            6. Anushk@ says:

              Naii chahiye…rehne do😂

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            7. Stock khatam hone ke baad rona nai madam! Pehle hi batarha Hun.

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            8. Anushk@ says:

              Be generous Bharath 😅

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            9. Acha fokat me lelo. 😂😂
              Generous enough??

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            10. Anushk@ says:

              Hawww…🤭

              Ab to naii lenaa….

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            11. Haye daiya🤣🤣

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            12. Anushk@ says:

              What was that?😂😂

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            13. Anushk@ says:

              Are..that I know🤭..those expressions..😅

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            14. Hehehe situational🤭

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  3. Anya Abraham says:

    Life is like a cookie, it goes stale before you even know it. That’s a perspective I hadn’t considered. Nice post even though you wrote that out of boredom!

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    1. Thanks ma’am. I’m glad you liked it. 🙂

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      1. Anya Abraham says:

        Haha xD Call me Anya.

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          1. Anya Abraham says:

            Hell, Bharath :’)

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  4. Cookie, anyone? –> A big No after knowing “flies poop and vomit when they land on you.” Ewwwwww 🤢

    Flies are persistent as fuck – 100% 🤣

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    1. It’s true though. 🤭 make sure you don’t have one on your cookie. Beware what you eat. (I crossed a line here, sorry)

      Heheh!

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      1. chiiiii it sounds so gross… Shit man 🤣 I am wondering now, how many times have I ignored these flies 😬Just like you did while eating that cookie 🤭

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        1. I didn’t eat it! I almost did but didn’t, I dropped it. Have you ignored flypoop? Have you??!

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            1. Now I’m dead 🤣🤣

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    1. Thank you so much! I’ll check it out right away!

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  5. Why don’t you kill those flies? 😐

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    1. Kaaa you opened my blog 😫😫

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      1. I opened mine 😬 after so long

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  6. No this was not bad…
    This is fact nah…
    People have to poke their nose everywhere.
    You know what’s cool about WordPress, people don’t judge you here. I mean you can stay away from them, write your heart out..

    This was fine one by you.
    It made sense.

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    1. Hahah! Thank you Rashmi.

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      1. Bharath I am really fond of your way of writing. I mentioned it in my recent blog ” Vincent blogger award”. Visit it when you find time.

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        1. I commented on it 😁

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          1. But I cannot see your comment on my blog.

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            1. It went into spam, maybe??

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            2. No I checked that too

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            3. Okay wait I am able to see it…

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  7. 😛😛😛🙌aaj koi dua kro mere lai🙌

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    1. Kyu? Kuch hua Kya?😂😂

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      1. ye padhne k bad yhi khayal aya😂😂

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        1. Samjhao Abhi 😂😂

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          1. 😛😛😂😂

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            1. Samjhao bhai 😂

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            2. abhi = bhai 😂😂,anyway.. makkhi ki family bhi salamat rhe😂😂

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            3. Typos bhi na 🤦🏻‍♂️
              Khair mangdi 😂

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  8. WildHeart says:

    🤮🤮🤮👌👌👌😂😂😂💖💖💖

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    1. 🤛🏽🤛🏽🤛🏽😂😂😂

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  9. Tisha says:

    This is the exact example of funny things that come in mind when you are bored.. 😂😂 But it was satirically true!

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    1. Are you bored, Tisha?

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      1. Tisha says:

        Yea, most of us are, I guess #lockdown😂

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        1. Are you? What can possibly bore you??

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          1. Tisha says:

            Doing nothing, laziness, drowsiness, and sulkiness bores me😂

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            1. Good luck with that.

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            2. Tisha says:

              Thanks 😂

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  10. Kundan Mishra says:

    Epic comparison! Even life would be amazed yet accepting the fact that certain people are actually flies with shit. God bless to those flies of mine and yours😑.
    😂😂😂😂

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    1. Hahahaha! Right on, Kundan. 😂

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