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  1. Sleep, eat, work, relax, eat again. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  2. Duur se dekha toh aisa laga ki koi suuuuper lazy ladka bol raha hai ki agar mai kal se soya hu, toh aaj meko uthao. Aur agar mai kal se nai soya toh na kal aana uthaane. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Paas jaake dekha toh death ke baare me tha post. ๐Ÿ˜’

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    1. Tabahi machao bas aake
      Sab bigaad do
      Udaado bomb lagake

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      1. Mai aapke blog me kadam rakha toh samajh jaao na kuch bura hone wala. ๐Ÿคฃ

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        1. Han ab toh darr lagra๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  3. aathmana02 says:

    Loved this one as well! Penned beautifully!!๐Ÿคฉ

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    1. Thanks for taking time to read.

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      1. aathmana02 says:

        It wasn’t so lengthy after all! If so too, I’d happily read! Cuz it’s BHARATH UPENDRA’S!! YAY!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜„

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        1. Haha thatโ€™s exaggeration.

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          1. aathmana02 says:

            Yep!! Thats what I wanted too. To bore you so much so that you get the hell out of your terrace and go sleep!๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…kidding !

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            1. Iโ€™ll leave in a few.

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            2. aathmana02 says:

              It’s probably gonna rain there soon!!
              Meteorological dept said !
              Telangana rite?

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            3. Yeah Telangana. I hope it doesnโ€™t rain.

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            4. aathmana02 says:

              Why? You don’t like rain?

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            5. I love rain but with the pandemic on the rise, itโ€™s not a good sign.

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            6. aathmana02 says:

              Flood along with the pandemic can be called a bad sign. Rain is actually necessary for this climate. If not there’s likely to be a change in the periodic revolution of the planet!!๐Ÿ˜•

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            7. If you say so.

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            8. aathmana02 says:

              Not I ! Met dept!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„

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            9. Aye aye capโ€™n.

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  4. Nabeela says:

    I have to tell this to myself….

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    1. What? No! This translates to death.

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      1. Nabeela says:

        Death is on the way…. I think gps got crashed….

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        1. Letโ€™s hope it wonโ€™t reach any of us anytime soon

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          1. Nabeela says:

            I want to see my son’s life journey, He needs me….
            I want to start my youtube channel before that….

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            1. YouTube channel? Whatโ€™s it about?

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            2. Nabeela says:

              I haven’t started it yet…. Many people are suggesting me to start one to showcase my singing…. I also want to include our travel videos…. But I don’t know anything about it and I am scared also….

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            3. Why donโ€™t you start with singing and then add travelling videos later??? Iโ€™m waiting.

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            4. Nabeela says:

              My sound is good….But I am not trained…. I don’t know…. Are you sure you are waiting to hear my voice…. I don’t think anyone will like it….

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            5. Of course Iโ€™m waiting. You donโ€™t have to train, you just have to practice and get used to it.

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            6. Nabeela says:

              Feeling much better…. Thank you….

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            7. Remember that Iโ€™m looking forward to your channel.

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            8. Nabeela says:

              Thank you dear…. It means a lot….

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  5. If you don’t wake up, then there’ll be no need to put you to sleep, right?
    Also, would you prefer a sleeping tablet or a lullaby? ๐Ÿ˜› I couldn’t resist from asking that.

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    1. Absolutely, maโ€™am. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
      Lullaby please.

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      1. You’re going to get ๐Ÿ‘Š if you keep calling me ma’am. ๐Ÿ˜›
        Also, I’m pretty sure my lullaby will probably make you want to strangle me. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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        1. I get it, maโ€™am.
          Iโ€™m a pacifist.

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          1. There you go, again!
            Maybe I’ll make you run away with the lullabies so that I don’t have to keep hearing the ma’ams. ๐Ÿ˜›

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            1. Iโ€™m ready for the lullaby. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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            2. Error 404: info not found.

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            3. Very good. Nice. Sweet. ๐Ÿ˜‘

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            4. Thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚

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            5. You are kinda welcome.

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  6. Brandon says:

    Addressing from a literal perspective, sort of feels like a recommendation to not skip more than a day’s worth of sleep ๐Ÿค”

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    1. Never skip sleep.
      If you do, you still sleep.
      Someday. Sooner.

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  7. Brandon says:

    Had me stumped for a bit, I like this sort of creative lure to a deeper interpretation ๐Ÿค”

    Thanks for sharing ๐Ÿ˜„

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    1. Itโ€™s plain and simple
      Thanks for reading

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  8. This sounds like an infinite loop ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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    1. Brandon says:

      Cognitive dissonance + loopy thoughts… leads to some twisted experiences.

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  9. Did you just tag hope there.
    It’s so good to see.

    Happy afternoon Bharath โœจ

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    1. Haha it was meant in a contradictory way

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  10. Halbarbera says:

    As most……

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  11. Halbarbera says:

    Deep!
    Quoth the Insomnia Zombie!?

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    1. Thou doth not know, Sarge.

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  12. babymughal says:

    Wahhhh

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    1. Shurkiya! Fajr ka time hai ab. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. babymughal says:

        Yup… But I’m totally free now โ˜บ๏ธ

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        1. Hey! Me sogaya tha.
          Assalamualaikum.

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          1. babymughal says:

            Was…. It’s ok koi baat nai

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            1. Toh, Kya chal rha hai?

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            2. babymughal says:

              Abhi aftaari ki nmz pari r site pay active hui ap btain

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            3. Me bas yuhi baitha.
              Lockdown restrictions kam kiye waha?

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            4. babymughal says:

              Almost hatm h gya a… R ma to kal shopping b kar ai Eid ki

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            5. Shopping kiye? Dukaan kholdiye?

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            6. babymughal says:

              Ham g sari shops brands opn kr diy

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            7. Eid kab hai? 23rd?

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            8. babymughal says:

              Abhi confirm nao h k roza 29 hn g ya 30 .. is liy nai pata k 23 k hai ya 24 ko

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            9. Acha. Theek hai. Maine suna ke 23 hi hosakta hai mostly.

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            10. babymughal says:

              Lag to mjhy n asa raha. But God knows well

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            11. Hanji if you say so

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            12. babymughal says:

              Hmmm

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            13. babymughal says:

              Mjhy quotes parny ka inna shq a dill krta all time yhi parti rhu

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            14. Padhne sรจ acha khudke quotes likhna. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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            15. babymughal says:

              Han wo b achaa h.. but parnay k bad mery likunay ma b improvement hti a

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            16. Dono saath me kiya karo
              Aur bhi acha hoga na

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            17. babymughal says:

              Han ye b thik a….. Jb ma 6clasds ma th na tb m.phli br poetry likhi th…. But ab ma poetry km lokhyi hu r quotes zda lkhti hu

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            18. 6th me poetry likhte the? Wah.
              Maine Abhi Abhi shuru kiya hai.
              Kuch toh likhte ho. Bas hai.

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            19. babymughal says:

              Hn g 6 ma…. Mjhu lgta a ma bht creative hu har chz ma

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            20. Achi baat hai na!

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  13. Anisha says:

    It’s already dark, and your words add up to even more darkness!

    Anyway, a wonderful write-up!

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    1. Exactly what I was thinking! His writing always has some darkness or power to it…. Or is it just me?

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      1. Anisha says:

        At times, not always!

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    2. And now as I open my eyes, thereโ€™s light.
      Thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    3. Brandon says:

      Haha, nice connection!

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  14. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
    Took me a while to figure out what you’re talking about, I had to read each line like thrice. Do you have to be so complicated? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜„

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    1. This was found in spam. ๐Ÿ™„
      You figure it out? Whatโ€™s your take on this?

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      1. I only realised that you were talking about death until I read it for like the 10th time. Wait – you are talking about death right?
        It’s simple, but somehow stunning – how is all your work like that ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜„

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        1. Impressive. It is about death. How is all my work so dark?

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          1. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
            You tell me!!!!

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            1. Iโ€™m the prince of darkness. ๐Ÿ˜›
              (Someone actually called me that)

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            2. Really? Okay, that’s ur new nickname!

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            3. No please๐Ÿคฃ
              They were teasing me when they said that.

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            4. Yes please!
              Come onnnn, you call me catpaw – it’s only fair that I call you a ridiculous name in return ๐Ÿ˜‰
              Then give me one to call you!

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            5. I call you catpaw because thatโ€™s what you show. I donโ€™t even know your name.
              But if thatโ€™s what you want, pick a name for me yourself.

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            6. That’s my cats cat paw, not me obviously!
              Alright, lemme think…..

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            7. Are you James Bond?
              Is your alter ego Clark Kent?
              Are you Bruce Wayne?
              Are you Janet Van Dyne?

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            8. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
              I’ll let you guess!

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            9. Youโ€™re catpaw the undisputed superhero.

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            10. ๐Ÿ˜‚
              I mean ๐Ÿ™„…

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            11. I’ve run out of ideas…
              Wanna lend me a hand? Like, anyone?

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            12. Itโ€™s just you. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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            13. Oh cool! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
              How utterly nice of you!

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            14. Right? My generosity exceeds thresholds.

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            15. *not replying* *too busy*

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            16. Hey,
              What about the half blooded prince? Geddit? Cos your dark and spooky like Snape in Harry Potter……

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            17. Haha okay! Thatโ€™ll do.

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            18. Really? Okay!
              You’re lucky, I was searching up names….. And there were really ridiculous suggestions…..
              The half blooded prince it is! And when I’m in a rush I’ll say HBP instead, because that’s like the longest username ever, did you know HBP stands for High blood pressure? – just make sure they’re no doctors on your blog when I. Call you that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

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            19. Iโ€™m afraid thereโ€™s a doctor in my list but they wonโ€™t mind because HBP isnโ€™t my thing, not yet. The nameโ€™s cool, how you say it is sloppy but acceptable, weโ€™re good. ๐Ÿ˜›

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            20. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Great! So what top secret evil plan shall we plan next? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜บ๏ธ

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            21. Steal hope and light from everyoneโ€™s heart!

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            22. Yeah, cool idea ๐Ÿ˜‚

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            23. Welcome to the dark realm.

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            24. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
              Thanks half blooded prince

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            25. Catpaw. ๐Ÿคฉ

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          2. Probably because you are secretly a dark and evil villain…. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„

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            1. OMG! She knows! What do I do now??

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            2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. Brandon says:

      Deeper meaning packs a bigger punch!
      Punch lines are what makes creative work unique ๐Ÿค”

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  15. Harsh says:

    Is it really referencing the dark thought that came to my mind after reading this?

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    1. Absolutely, bud. Itโ€™s dark.

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      1. Harsh says:

        That’s so cool!๐Ÿ˜

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        1. Haha thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

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          1. Harsh says:

            I have a question, if you want to answer.
            What inspires you to write such dark things? Or it comes naturally??
            Because I particularly like this type of posts.

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            1. I โ€˜ tried โ€˜ writing on positivity before but darkness comes to me. Itโ€™s the essence of life, according to me. Everyone hides behind positivity to cover up the darker aspects of life, hiding from reality.

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            2. Harsh says:

              That is so true!! I agree with your thoughts. Darkness is better than forced positivity. And we should really embrace the darkness.

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            3. Positivity is a cover up, man. Iโ€™ve seen it.
              Iโ€™ve transcended the bright side.

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            4. Harsh says:

              I am with you on this one.

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            5. Thank you.
              Thereโ€™s no one else who can agree with me on this. But I wanna know why.

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            6. Harsh says:

              Maybe there are just too afraid to even think about darker aspects of life. They just think that the positivity will remove the darker side and they won’t have face it, ever.

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            7. Someone who sees it! Finally!
              Iโ€™ve been howling this at people but nobody agrees. Whatโ€™s so bad in acknowledging the shadow aspects?

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            8. Harsh says:

              I can’t say for the people, but may be they are afraid that it may turn them into somebody that they never want to be.

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            9. Nobody ever becomes what they want to be. Iโ€™m sure of it.

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            10. Harsh says:

              I agree. Yet everyone’s afraid of taking that step.

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            11. Thatโ€™s why I donโ€™t bother when people call me pessimistic. At least I donโ€™t buy bullshit inspirational talks and quotes.

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            12. Harsh says:

              Let them say what they want to. I too at times find them funny.

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            13. Why do you walk this path?

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            14. Harsh says:

              I find a different kind of solace. It makes me feel a bit alive.

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            15. Cheers to that, mate.

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            16. Harsh says:

              Cheers to that!

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  16. WildHeart says:

    I guess people are finding it hard to get your reference…๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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    1. It can be interpreted however they want ๐Ÿ˜‚

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      1. WildHeart says:

        Haha… ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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    2. Brandon says:

      That’s half the comedy! ๐Ÿ˜„

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  17. Tisha says:

    Exactly ๐Ÿ˜‚ Good night Mr Early bird turned Night owl!

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    1. Once this lockdown is over, Iโ€™ll get back to my routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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      1. Tisha says:

        Okk… Btw your piece reminds me of a meme, “sleeping is a free 8 hrs trial of death, and we seem to love that sh*t”

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        1. You censored shit. Shit. ๐Ÿคฃ

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          1. Tisha says:

            I decided not to use such words in conversations๐Ÿ˜… and if giving a ref or quoting something, then censor it.

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            1. Tisha says:

              Because I never used to use them earlier, then I had to use them when I was kinda ragged. The last year, when I was away from home, I got influenced a bit, because everyone out there, used slang quite often, and they considered me as some alien because I didn’t, constant exposure to such language made me use such words in my dialect as well, but now when I am home, I am back to what I am. ๐Ÿ˜… And ofc my parents won’t approve such words, they think it to be impolite, and they convinced me as well๐Ÿ˜‚

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            2. Who the bell ragged you??? Thatโ€™s wrong.

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            3. Tisha says:

              This is the birthright of seniors I guess๐Ÿ˜‚

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            4. Idiots. I never let anyone do that to me.

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            5. Tisha says:

              We had to comply because we needed their help in the practicals. Because in practicals, seniors are saviours, teachers don’t even tell you the syllabus

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            6. Medical student??

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            7. Tisha says:

              How on earth did ya know?! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚

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            8. I have friends who are doctors. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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            9. Tisha says:

              Hmm okk… Universal truth i guess๐Ÿ˜‚

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      2. aathmana02 says:

        I doubt that! ๐Ÿ˜…

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        1. You donโ€™t know me. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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          1. aathmana02 says:

            I doubt whether you will immediately get back to your earlier life once lockdown is over cuz
            1. I don’t think it is ever gonna end!!
            2. We would actually be so adapted to the life at home by then!!
            ๐Ÿ˜…

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            1. I can change my routine.

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            2. aathmana02 says:

              Ji teekh hai!

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    2. Brandon says:

      Just a few more hours… ๐Ÿคฃ

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  18. Anushk@ says:

    Good night Bharath ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Good morning Anushka๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      1. Anushk@ says:

        Good morning sir..!!
        So this time…I was before time ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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        1. Iโ€™m so proud of you!! ๐Ÿคฉ

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          1. Anushk@ says:

            Haina?๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜
            How is your morning so far?

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            1. The usual morning. A little down but fine.

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            2. Anushk@ says:

              Why down?
              Didn’t had tea?

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            3. I did.
              Itโ€™s just a phase. Howโ€™re you?

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            4. Anushk@ says:

              Then let me make it high๐Ÿ˜Ž
              Wanna listen some songs?
              I am good..!!

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            5. Okay, send me the links.
              Whatโ€™ve you been doing?

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            6. Anushk@ says:

              I am listening these two on loop…
              Was reading..!!

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            7. I heard it from my friend who
              Heard it from my friend who
              Heard it from another ๐Ÿ˜‚

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            8. Anushk@ says:

              ‘Cause I’mma tell you straight up, I been messin’ around
              ๐Ÿ˜‚

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            9. Iโ€™ve been messinโ€™ around
              Iโ€™ve been Iโ€™ve been Iโ€™ve been ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป

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            10. Anushk@ says:

              Stop that ๐Ÿ˜‚
              Listen the next now..!!

              Phir bolo๐Ÿ˜‚

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            11. Vaaaniilllaaaa iiiice creeaaaammmm

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            12. Anushk@ says:

              Smart๐Ÿ˜‚
              Feeling high now?

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            13. This song made me listen to my favourite.
              Sex on fire by Kings of Leon.

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            14. Anushk@ says:

              Yarr… that song is on fire๐Ÿ”ฅ
              Next song?

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            15. Me hi bolun? Okay!
              All for
              All for nothing by Linkin park.

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            16. Anushk@ says:

              Okay.. I’ll listen this…

              Tum ye suno..!!

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            17. Meghan trainor! Itโ€™s been a long time. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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            18. Anushk@ says:

              Haina…
              I am too listening her after a long time.
              She is fun..!!

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            19. Anushk@ says:

              I haven’t heard this before..!!
              I am really liking it’s music..

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            20. Iโ€™m into old English music. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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            21. Anushk@ says:

              That’s really good…do share me more of your choice..!!

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            22. Anushk@ says:

              Haeyy..
              Itte saare๐Ÿ™ˆ
              Listening the first..while attending my webinar..๐Ÿ˜…

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            23. Arey then finish the webinar! Kuch bhi karte ho. ๐Ÿคฃ

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            24. Anushk@ says:

              He is telling me about emotional ventilation ๐Ÿ˜‚ and I am feeling suffocated..!!

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            25. Hahaha! The ironical doctor.

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            26. Anushk@ says:

              Doctor..not yet..!!
              Now, he is telling me about cognitive behavioral therapy..!!
              I should try this on you๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. Brandon says:

      Haha, nighty night ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

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