Everything is blurry. My head hurts, My back hurts, My ass hurts. I stretch my hands and legs, groan a little and turn left. The phone light is blinding.
“Happy anniversary” the notification read. “What the flightless fuck!! I have nothing to do with this” I say and grab my phone. It’s from WordPress.
It’s been five years?? Fuuuuccccck!
I think I need to get a life. But first, let me get some sleep. Nighty night, folks!
If you’re reading this, this one’s for you. 🐛