Food and hopes and shit


Mayonnaise drips from the bite and slides down my chin. Something is wrong but first lemme swallow this; I sniff the shawarma and it smells a little better than shit.

“Did this chicken die last year? Why does it smell like a rotten carcass? And taste like one?”

I never ate a rotten carcass before, don’t give me that look. I’ve been waiting for this shit since two hours and this is what I get?? Man, fuck no! All my hopes go down the drain. Even the mayo smells like pigeon poop.

Lesson learned: hopes are like the shawarma I just ate; dead beat chicken and stinky mayo.

What did I do with the shawarma ? I ate it of course. I fucking paid for it.

Why this, you ask?? Because I should’ve eaten this instead of that and I didn’t take a picture of shawarma and yeah, this is my fucking blog.

99 Comments Add yours

  1. Bulbul says:

    I can’t help but laugh🤣🤣 Very relatable. 😅

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    1. Hehe I am not glad you could relate 😂

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      1. Bulbul says:

        Me either 😅, but shit happens at its usual rate. 😁

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        1. Not my usual thankfully 😃

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          1. Bulbul says:

            I should be glad about that, I think. 😄

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            1. In that case, I’m glad you’re glad.

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            2. Bulbul says:

              Now, I am not so sure! 😂

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  2. Efrona Mor says:

    You said it! I agree. I’m a retired chef who writes for a living now for about 6 years, but I’ll always be the chef and you’re right, the real stuff is just not out there anymore! But don’t let me discourage mayo, I love it as well, I simply make my own now.. (:

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    1. Not everyone has the luxury of making shawarma at home, milady. You were a chef, huh? You’re the first chef I’m talking to. Hi. 😃

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  3. Efrona Mor says:

    Sounds like you need some good shuarma! No mayonnaise in the real stuff and chicken? No.. (:

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    1. I need mayo though. It amps up the flavour.

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      1. Efrona Mor says:

        I promise you won’t need mayo if you get the real stuff. But if you’re in America you might need the mayo.. it’s not a dish mastered there.. (: But hambergers are great in the US with lots of mayo!

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        1. I’m afraid nobody sells the real stuff anymore. I’m not in America either.
          Too bad, huh?

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  4. Anisha says:

    You speak like my dad. Whenever I eat something tasty, he’ll always be there to ruin it speaking of shit. You’ve successfully spoiled my shawarma too. 🤐

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    1. You don’t have to imagine it like that. 😂

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      1. Anisha says:

        Unfortunately, mind doesn’t stop processing! 😅

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  5. I would have paid not to eat it.

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  6. aathmana02 says:

    🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    How’s your tummy?

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    1. It’s normal. 😎

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      1. aathmana02 says:

        Oh?🤔 I wonder why?!
        😅It should’ve given you a treat for the day!

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        1. Haha it did but I handled it 😎

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          1. aathmana02 says:

            😅😂🤣
            You deserve more!😂

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            1. aathmana02 says:

              🤣 I hope you have the same experience again! 😅 I really do🤣

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            2. You’re insane. I wish you have it. 😂

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            3. aathmana02 says:

              😂I have had one already thank you!

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  7. Hanger is should be a universally acknowledged emotion! Your blog could be the pioneer in the motion! 🌸🌸😂

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  8. Chetna says:

    Poor Shawarmaa!!🤣
    Well, the chefs didnt make that good but it doesnt make shawarma a bad dish, haina!
    You can still try or dare to order it again.😆
    Your imageries are sucking at times, do you know that??

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    1. I love shawarma. I ate it again today. 😂

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      1. Chetna says:

        Oo bhyiii!!😂😂
        Bahut e badiya.😁

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  9. Achoooo…(pity)
    Why did you eat it?🤦

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    1. Because I was hungry.

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  10. Nour R. says:

    That’s all kinds of sad ngl

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    1. You and your acronyms.

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  11. Kamya Seervi says:

    Bad food experiences, huh 😂

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  12. I’m sorry you had to eat that weird stuff, haha. What’s the picture of, though? Looks like a cream filled doughnut. I love those.

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    1. It happens, we can’t judge the taste until we take a bite sometimes. It’s a doughnut with cream, yes. It was too sweet though.

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  13. Good morning Bharath!

    I don’t really know what is this thing that you like to eat. I never heard about it before, but look at your description, if you were a food blogger, nobody would ever visit that place to eat that, you could save a lot of people from eating that tasteless thing.

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    1. Good morning Rashmi. I’d never tell the people where I bought shawarma from. 😂

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      1. Why, so that they too go through this experience 🙃

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        1. Yeah. Why should I suffer alone? We’re in this together.

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          1. That’s not fair.

            Tell people your experience, the way you tell us and save a lot of us.

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            1. I am not harming anyone’s business. Besides it’s unfair to expect the same taste everyday.

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  14. Sukanya says:

    😂😂😂 hangry 😂😂😂

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    1. Hahaha most of the time

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      1. Sukanya says:

        ✌🏻✌🏻😂😂

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  15. Silver Stone says:

    Hehe, were you hangry by chance? 🤣🤣

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  16. Lots of shit and poop in there 💩
    Congrats! You have successfully ruined shawarma for me 🤦🏻‍♀️😁

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    1. Don’t take everything literally even though mayo looks like liquefied bird droppings.

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      1. Aaargh! Dey!! And what’s that in the pic? Doughnut filled with whipped bird poop and dipped in liquified dog poop?

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        1. It’s a Doughnut filled with cream. Not poop. 😂

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          1. I know. I hope you remember what I said everytime you see one now 💩

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            1. I’ll still eat. I’m not like you. 😎

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            2. Who said I won’t eat Shawarma again?

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            3. Go eat then. Who’s stopping you??

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  17. 😂😂😂😂 by the way what is shwarma

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    1. Who doesn’t kno shawarma??

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        1. DescriptionShawarma is a dish in Middle Eastern cuisine consisting of meat cut into thin slices, stacked in a cone-like shape, and roasted on a slowly-turning vertical rotisserie or spit. Originally made of lamb or mutton, today’s shawarma may also be chicken, turkey, beef, or veal.
          -wiki

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    2. HappySoul says:

      I too googled 😂🙌

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      1. You never ate shawarma???

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        1. HappySoul says:

          Nope! “Green dot” here 😛

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          1. 😂😂😂
            I’m
            Brown and red.

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            1. HappySoul says:

              Brown on brownies is ok for me ☺️

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            2. HappySoul says:

              No!!!!!! ☺️☺️

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  18. HappySoul says:

    When hopes are dead and you paid for it (lived life) you need an exchange … return the dish and get a fresh one … fresh hopes!

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    1. How can I return something I ate? 😂

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      1. HappySoul says:

        😂😂😂🙇🏻‍♀️
        I mean asked for something else atleast after the first bite or smell of pigeon poop! Yikes!!!

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        1. It was just a figure of speech. You don’t have to be literal about it. 😂😂

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          1. HappySoul says:

            😂😂
            Okay … When hopes go shitty .. renew 🤷‍♀️

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            1. No! Use phenyl and clean!!

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            2. HappySoul says:

              Hmmmmm ok … actually a descent option .. make sure no stains remain ..

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            3. Decent right? I know.

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            4. HappySoul says:

              And look who’s talking about “don’t have to be literal” 😂 I’ll take some time to eat Mayo now ☺️

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            5. Hahha okay fine that was a good one 😂😂

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  19. Nawazish says:

    you clearly mentioned you never tasted a rotten carcass before? What about pigeon poop? Smelled it before?🤔🤔
    I liked your imagery for Hopes! They suck bad sometimes

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    1. Yeah I smelt pigeon shit before. 😂😂
      Hope always sucks.

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        1. What? No bird ever pooped on you before??

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  20. Harsh says:

    You should have complained.

    And I like the lesson.

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    1. I told my friend to give a one star rating and honestly that’s all we could do.

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  21. Lol. 😛
    Someone is “hangry”

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