Mayonnaise drips from the bite and slides down my chin. Something is wrong but first lemme swallow this; I sniff the shawarma and it smells a little better than shit.
“Did this chicken die last year? Why does it smell like a rotten carcass? And taste like one?”
I never ate a rotten carcass before, don’t give me that look. I’ve been waiting for this shit since two hours and this is what I get?? Man, fuck no! All my hopes go down the drain. Even the mayo smells like pigeon poop.
Lesson learned: hopes are like the shawarma I just ate; dead beat chicken and stinky mayo.
What did I do with the shawarma ? I ate it of course. I fucking paid for it.