Shit


“When I start working, I’m gonna get busy! A job I love that pays me well. Not a minute to spare.”

That’s what I told myself through school and college and here I am, sitting on the western toilet seat wondering what I’m doing with my life and why there’s a phone in my hand while taking a dump., typing this shit as I shit.

The optimistic part of me whispers “there’s something inside you that you can be proud of, look inward”

What is it? What must I be proud of? For not watching cat videos? I look inward and I see shit. Sometimes I think my keyboard shines brighter than my life.

Shit.

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  1. FromWithin says:

    When life isn’t what it really seems to be 🤧

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    1. Never has been, never will be.

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  2. Nour R. says:

    Wait wait wait
    Yall hope for a sunny bright future? Did I miss sumn?????? Idk my most long-term vision is being alive next week🤷‍♀️

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    1. It’s different when we’re kids. We’re told that our future will be bright. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      1. Nour R. says:

        You do realise
        That I am
        Essentially a kid 😂😂😂
        Arabs do it differently 😂😂😂😂
        Don’t I love hopelessness 💅

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        1. Okay what’s the difference? How do Arabs do it??

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          1. Nour R. says:

            Idk from where yall get the idea that the future is bright, that’s all. I mean, we did dream and stuff but it was always somewhat realistic which is kinda sad. But bright???? Not really sumn we considered tbh

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            1. Well that’s what schools and families teach and bless us for. So it’s kinda ingrained in our brains.

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  3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    How do you even come up with such thoughts, Brother!!!
    You have a way with words…

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    1. It just came to me. 😂
      If I have a way with words. So do you.

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  4. Lia says:

    I love how you get to the bottom of things. 🙏🙌🥂

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    1. I even get to rock bottom.

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      1. Lia says:

        Same. :)) I was aiming for a smile… great post nephie. :)) xoxo

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        1. Hahaha you got it. Thanks auntie. 🙂

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          1. Lia says:

            Have to admit to writing a few about shit like that myself, but not quiiiiite having the guts to publish yet lol 😆 Bravo. 🙂🙌

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            1. Haha you gotta publish one. I wanna read.

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            2. Lia says:

              Hilarious that at the moment you must have commented this, I was writing one… and didn’t publish it. 😂 Maybe next time 😆😚🙏🤓

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            3. Ahh! Fine. Hmph!

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  5. Perhaps look outward? Maybe Upward?

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    1. Outward and upward? Figurative shit everywhere else.

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  6. Anushk@ says:

    You look inward and you see shit.. how???😂
    We see it getting out.. right?

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    1. Well what comes in has to go out one way or another.

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  7. Harsh says:

    Ohh you have an optimistic part? 🤔

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    1. Dormant and stagnating. Remnants of a painful past.

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  8. akshita1776 says:

    The last few lines🤣🤣

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  9. kimmagic says:

    😂😂😂
    My future is yet to come… but if this happens then I’ll be sure to tell ya

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    1. I’ll be waiting 😃

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      1. Msdedeng says:

        It should have been lol, but “ah” like a get what you are saying. Sorry for the confusion.

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        1. I got that but yeah, I still asked. 😂

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          1. Msdedeng says:

            Lol, OK then! Love the humor in your post too. Hope I am off the hook now? phew!

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  10. TMI but you sure know how to keep it real 😂

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    1. Information is power 😉

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  11. HappySoul says:

    The inward shit is getting out of your body. Be grateful for that 😬

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    1. That’s the only thing I’m grateful for 😂

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  12. Nawazish says:

    My phone screen isn’t bright at all and moreover it’s marked with finger prints all over.🥺🥺
    You should be proud of your inward findings😂😂

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    1. Ew! Your phone is that shabby? Don’t you wipe your hands after washing or eating?😛 I am proud thank you. 😂

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      1. Nawazish says:

        I do wipe it but it becomes that way only 😅😅

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        1. Your fingers. Dirty fingers. 😂

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  13. Kamya Seervi says:

    The last para, god! 🤣

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