It’s nothing.


I’ve got nothing. The editor is open right in front of my eyes and I stare at the screen as I tear up because of the strain or maybe it’s just the existential dread making it’s way out.

Love is in the air, sex is everywhere and both are overrated. There’s no point in writing about them. Maybe I should start writing a fairy tale which justifies sexual abuse in the name of magic, luck and love and call it destiny. Angels don’t have wings, devils don’t have horns; neither exist.

I smell fart. Is this love? Why, you ask? Because it’s in the air. Nevermind. Whatever. Fuck. Shit.

Ugh. I got nothing.

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  1. Secrets says:

    Nice one mate 👍

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    1. Oh it’s you, mate! Thanks!

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  2. meechypluto says:

    *snaps and whistles*

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  3. aathmana02 says:

    🤣🤣🤣idk why … But I still like fairy tales… Perhaps becoz it helped when I was a little girl… Afraid of nightmares… A butcher, a kidnapper, and all such shit! .. but I always saw some character from the fairy tales who rescued me!😅
    Perhaps you should write a fairy tale! 😄

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    1. Aww look at you, little one. Who rescued you?
      A fairy tale? Okay I’ll consider this.

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      1. aathmana02 says:

        I don’t remember… But there was a butcher and my math teacher for sure! I guess, there was a beast who rescued me… He was good okay?!🤣😋😂😂

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        1. Ammu and the beast. 🤣🤣

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          1. aathmana02 says:

            Com on!! You are dayyam anyways!

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            1. aathmana02 says:

              Say whatever that pleases you!😂

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  4. HappySoul says:

    Fart in the air 😂😂😂😂oh God … how can you think of such lines

    love in the air … and fart in the air … so love is fart … a smelly one 😂

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    1. I was curious. Is it? Who cares. Right?
      It smells bad anyway. 😂😂

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  5. Anushk@ says:

    Love is in the air and I can smell it😂 shitt!! What’s that Bharath??
    ( Only you can do this!!🤭)

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    1. Hahaha it’s faaarrrrttttt

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  6. Mai apne shahi office me bethi hu, subah 10 baje se. Subah 5 baje uth jati hu Mai. Tumhe Kya pata😅

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    1. What did I just read? 😂

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      1. I’m waiting for an interpretation LOL that’s the only thing I saw in your feed. Plus, who know what to say to that? LOL

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        1. Clever, huh! I bet you hide tricks up your sleeve.

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          1. OK… That sounds exactly like you! Thanks for the download

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  7. Angels don’t have wings and devil’s don’t have horns.
    Such a fine line haa!

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    1. Thank you Rashmi. Good morning. 😂

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      1. Good afternoon Bharath, kitna late uthte ho, ye koi morning h, din ho gyi h😂

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        1. Acha? Office me Tum baithe ho na? 😂

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          1. Yes, Mai apne shahi office me bethi hu, subah 10 baje se. Subah 5 baje uth jati hu Mai. Tumhe Kya pata😅

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            1. Abhi pata chala mujhe. Vele log jaldi uth jaate.

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            2. Ha aur uthke TV dekhte h😂😂

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            3. Kaunsa channel hai? Me bhi aaunga

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            4. Cartoon.
              Haa mene tumko dekha h cartoon Network pe😂😂
              I work on same channel😂😂

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            5. Meko dekha?? Kaunsa cartoon tha wo??

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            6. Bob the builder or Noddy.
              Ruko yaad Karne do🤔

              Shayad noddy, because noddy is cute😀

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            7. Haa. Tum noddy ho..
              Aa gya noddy, noddy, khul ke bolo hurray 😅😅

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            8. Aao hum sab khele😂😂

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            9. 😅😅
              Haha, fun ho gya subah subah😂😂

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            10. Waise me nod nai karta uske jaisa

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            11. Koi baat nhi.
              To bhi tum noddy.

              Tumne kabhi dekha noddy, uski car kitni mast thi😅

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            12. Han dekha tha. Uske paas plane bhi hai. 😂

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            13. Haha, I know 😂

              I am singing the theme song of Noddy kabse, and now my brother is irritated 😂😂

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            14. Hurray.
              Mai usko terrace pe layi, aur I am playing The theme song😂

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            15. Torture karo sabko 😂😂

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            16. Next level maza aata h, pareshan Karne me sabko. I am laughing throughout.

              He says Tu merko na pagal karke bheje. It’s risky staying with you for long😂😂

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            17. Han sahi kehra wo. Mujhe bhi wahi lagta ab.

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            18. Chup rho tum😂

              Faltu hi load le RHA h Dubai Jane ka, ek to me uska mood light karri😅

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            19. Aise karoge light??? 😂😂

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            20. Arey haa, ye Meri strategy h😂😂

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            21. Maar dete ho matlab 😂

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            22. Nhi sirf tab Tak bolti jab Tak uska mood light nhi ho jata. Fir chup ho jati hu 5 min ke liye😂 jyada nhi

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            23. 5 min Kyu? Kuch khaa lete ho wo gap me??

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            24. 😂😂 tumhe kaise pata

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            25. Ab bacha hi Kya hai 🤷🏻‍♂️

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            26. Lol😂

              Oye wait, did you just laugh on me🤔🙄🙄😡😡

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            27. Bhut bayankar gussa aata h muje😡

              I am Saturday born nah, panga mat Lena mjse😂😂
              Ruko Mai abhi bhi gusse me hu, ignore this smiley

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            28. Me Sunday. Me chill hu. Karlo gussa. 😂

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            29. Areey, darro mjse😡
              Mje lightly mat lo 🙄

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            30. Acha theek hai. Dar rha ab.

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            31. Mogambo khush hua😀😀

              Chalo Jane Diya tumhe.

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            32. Aise kaise jaane dete?? Gussa karo Abhi. 😡

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            33. Fun mode ke alawa koi aur mode jyada nhi chalta mere yaha.

              Thodi der hi gussa aata meko.
              Tum Kyu angry emoji bheje meko?
              Mje darr lagra😶

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            34. Sarcasm toh dekho inka. Wah.

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            35. Haha, Hi Noddy😀

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            36. Mene pehle bola na, isliye tum Noddy😄

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            37. As far as I remember, tumne muje Shin- chan kaha tha.

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            38. Tum shin chan nahi ho. 😂

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            39. To fir tum Bata do.

              Varna mei shaam Tak sochti hu😂

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            40. Socho Tum hi. Aaj mere pe aalas sawar hai.

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            41. Shaam Tak batati hu😂

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            42. Yhi hu me. Aajana. 😂😂

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            43. Abhi Mera vishram krne ka waqt aa gya h, shaam ko milte h 😂😂

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            44. Jaiye maze kariye

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            45. I am Winnie the Pooh or Minnie mouse. Unable to decide yaa🤔

              P.S- I Just realized I am deciding which cartoon I am 🙄
              Ab Mai so rhi😴

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            46. Acha pehle so Tum. Baadme decide karenge. Cartoon ladki.

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            47. Aur vo sabko gift bhi deta tha, tum bhi do🤭😅

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            48. Kya chahiye?? 😂

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            49. Bataungi sochke😅

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            50. Sochna. Aur batana.

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            51. Kuch bhi 😂😂

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            52. You got a problem, man?

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            53. No it’s just that Ur comment section has more content 😂😂😂

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            54. Haha well, sometimes, yes. 😅😅

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            55. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

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  8. You seem to be in a bad mood 😂.
    What did the poor editor do to ignite this?

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    1. I had nothing to write. 😃

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  9. Lia says:

    Admit that this ol’ romantic is also becoming more and more cynical up in here. Now I might have to publish my fart poem, just because of this. Nice one nephie! 💯💨👌

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    1. Would you?? Tell me! Would you??!!!

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  10. Nawazish says:

    Fairy tales lack logic and reasoning. The best fairy tales have horrific starts! Good one bharath Rath Rath🥳🥳

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    1. Nawaz-ish comment here.

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      1. Nawazish says:

        What does that even mean?

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          1. Nawazish says:

            I am not that sharp. Batao aap🥺🥺

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            1. Matlab aapka signature comment

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            2. Nawazish says:

              N how’s that? I comment new foolishness every day🤣🤣🤣

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            3. Every comment of yours is Nawaz-ish

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            4. Nawazish says:

              Haha🤣🤣 I feel proud😎

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            5. You must be. You earned it. 😂😂

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  11. Diana says:

    😂😂😂… Fart is in the air. 💨🤣🤣

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    1. Phurrrrrrrrr
      Can you smell it?

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