It doesn’t matter


I like it dirty.

If you see me at a bakery munching on a burger, there’d be cheese all over my cheeks. Sometimes, my jeans may smell like spilled beer. There’d be fries littered on the table, the tomato sauce on the floor is understandable.

My shirt is crushed and has stains, my jeans remains unwashed for days and I am to blame. I dump clothes into shelves, I kick my shoes into the air. Sometimes I sleep with the fan switched off, sometimes I hide under the blanket when it’s burning hot.

Fingernails are refugee camps for dirt, toe nails are ugly as fuck. I’ve worn the same shirt for a week, it’s the same shirt too! Woohoo!! It’s a streak.

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  1. amanita says:

    By the way, the Indian Corona type 1.6.7. (or so) has arrived in Germany. So, in addition to Britpop 1.1.7, Brazilian Voodoo P1 and Wuhan Fleamarket Classic, Germany proudly presents the Maharajah 1.6.7. Let’s think global 😄

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    1. Virus is really international in this approach

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  2. amanita says:

    Indeed. The Italian Gorgonzola is great but there are good brands in Germany (BavariaBlu) and Denmark (CastelloBlue). Gorgonzola’s mold is sweeter than the Northern sorts, which bite the tongue a little at first taste😄

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    1. Eww! I’m trying to imagine.

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      1. amanita says:

        Well, not all people can be expected to enjoy European cheese culture😄Once a Japanese man said to my dad “Why do you Europeans like these products of foul milk so much?” He didn’t ask because of rudeness but because of scientific interest😄

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          1. amanita says:

            are there cheese specialties in India too? And, by the way, have you heard already that in Italy exists a small community that is famous for its maggot cheese? Yes, there are live maggots jumping around in that cheese and it’s a tradition among the men in that village to meet and eat this very lively cheese…https://youtu.be/JDuoHt652oQ

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            1. Not mold infested cheese for sure.
              We have Mozzarella, cottage cheese etc.
              maggot cheese?? Kill me please.

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            2. amanita says:

              Yes, and the maggots are alive and kicking🙂In a TV report I once saw a man biting zestily into that cheese and a shocked maggot nearly jumped into his nostril. Poor maggot😱

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            3. Hahaha leave me a link if you have one

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  3. Wooohoo atleast you admitted😂
    I can’t sleep without the fan
    But I do sleep with a thick woolen blanket on during hot summers! At least someone here can relate!!😄

    P.S: Heyy… I’m back!!!
    😂

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    1. Of course I would. I’m not like you. 😏
      Welcome back, you monster.

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      1. Oye.. I do admit.. you are one of the male species who usually don’t admit these things!🤣
        But seems like you are an odd one out *regarding that alone!
        And hey dayyam.. thank you for the waaaarrrrrmmmmmm welcome!😂
        Let’s start our usual argument!😂

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        1. I’m just like everyone else here, I’d rather not be seen.
          I’m ready for ya

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          1. Not everybody… Everybody doesn’t put on the same cloth over and over 😂 it’s just you.. and yeah some more! (I have one in my home too.. so kinda relatable!🤣)

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            1. You’re dirty too. 😂😂

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            2. How’d you know?🤣
              I’m not !!
              Baseless allegation!🤣🤣

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            3. Ah! Whatever. 😎

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            4. 😂 you are backing off! 🤣

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            5. I can see why..😎

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            6. You can? Great. 😃

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            7. Yep. Cuz I definitely am not like you. I have powers, you see?!🤩😂

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            8. Pretty useless, I see. 😂

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            9. Oh that’s rude!
              You havent seen my real powers!

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            10. You know I’m rude. 😃

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            11. Yeah I know that! 😂
              Ps: I rarely see you use emojis… What happened? Another change?

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            12. On demand service 😎

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            13. Oh okay sir! 🙂😂

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  4. Hard to even imagine! Would you mind if someone else offers to clean for you ?

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      1. I know a few who refuse the offer to clean. They like it messy.

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        1. I’m opportunistic

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  5. and therein lies the problem with why you have no girl..
    You probs eat what’s under your nails too! 🤣

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    1. I’m okay having no girl.
      What if I said I do? 😏

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      1. Well this is new news…

        I’d say it fits with your statement

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        1. It’s old news. 😂

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            1. Ouch. Ouch ouch.

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            2. 🤣🤣🤣
              I take it back

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    2. amanita says:

      Whaaaat!!😁 Are you insinuating that only girls and women are supposed to clean? Hey, this is 2021😄

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      1. MY MEN CLEAN AS much if not more than me. Yay!

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        1. amanita says:

          👍👍👍

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  6. amanita says:

    Dirty (B) Harry 🙂My best kept secret is that I really enjoy looking at what I pulled out of my nose. And yes, I don’t like washing up and sometimes the used plates in my kitchen are towering like Dubai😁

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    1. Oh so you’re finally here, milady.

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      1. amanita says:

        Of course. I had a little fit of Covid (no joke) but now back on stage😄

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        1. Cheers to that. So did I.

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          1. amanita says:

            Really. What version did you have, Wuhan Fleamarket Classic, Britpop 1.1.7. or Brazilian Voodoo P 1?

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            1. What are these? Strains??

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            2. amanita says:

              Yes, they say the original virus, first discovered in Wuhan, has formed mutants, and the 1.1.7 and the P1 are especially dangerous subspecies. Europe’s vaccination campaign started too slow, so the mutants spread with visible joy🙂🤧😷🤒😤😵🤬☠️

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            3. India’s condition is far worse.

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            4. amanita says:

              Are there more kinds of the virus on the way, and have you got a vaccination campaign? What vaccination do you use, I guess it’s mainly AstraZeneca? In Europe it seems the fear of side effects of the vaccination is overtowering the fear of Corona. Silly Europeans…😄

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            5. Side effects of vaccine are fever and body pains but not everyone are effected by those. We can tolerate a fever, can’t we??
              We have a vaccination campaign, yes.
              We have three companies that offer vaccines right now and money is being pumped to increase production.

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            6. amanita says:

              Same here. Well, Europeans, especially Germans, rather die of a disease than tolerate side effects😁Thanks to God I’m none of that kind. Jab me one and I’ll be happy😄

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  7. Nour R. says:

    Honestly feet look so weird. Toes are like idk dangling twigs or sumn
    I’ll never get over how freaky they’re 😂

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    1. Yours too?? 😂😂

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      1. Nour R. says:

        No no I mean in general 😂 all feet look weird I swear
        Toes are like
        Idk mozzarella sticks
        Why am I still taking about feet 😂😂

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        1. Ah! So you check people’s toes out. 😛

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          1. Nour R. says:

            Ew no 😂😂😂

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        2. amanita says:

          Feet are sweet. I prefer them to ears😆

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          1. Nour R. says:

            You do?!!! Ears can look cute. Feet are just
            Never not weird-looking especially with the hotdogs for toes
            Sorry for the food comparisons 😂😂

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            1. amanita says:

              A foot consists of 26 fine bones and walks 150 K kilometers during a lifetime. It’s one of the most fetishized things in the world 😄sorry, not my subject but a fun fact to know🙂and obviously one of the most political things about being female (it has to do very much with controlling women, just imagine footbinding in former China and the nearly mandatory high heel wearing in modern societies). Feet are easy to keep clean and decorate, and the one who has beautiful feet is much admired. Maybe you hate feet because so many people neglect them, or because they are often deformed by accidents or unfitting shoes…

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  8. HappySoul says:

    You’ve painted a dirty picture there 😂
    I’m total opposite!!! Every sentence!! I wash my jeans regularly and my friends laugh at that

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  9. I have butterfingers, I too spread what I eat.. relatable 😅( but I’m not proud like you are)

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      1. Totally😂

        In Sindhis we call it “Jhadi” , anyone who keeps dropping anything. And I am an expertise. My Momma awares me in advance, don’t drop what you’re carrying and soon after there’s s voice, things fall down😂

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        1. Hahaha I might surpass you here.
          I’m jhadi too 😂

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          1. Arey boys are “jhada”😂
            I got a company over WordPress 🤭

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  10. akshita1776 says:

    😂😂😂😂😂

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    1. 😛😛😛😛😛

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  11. Lia says:

    😆 I laugh but this is so good. I’m laughing Sheldon-style, and with joy. It’s just rad, man. The style and everything. Very clean write. :)) I’m a bit jealous! 😂 But for me it’s a bit the same most days, on most points, so I guess I’m all right. ;))

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    1. Same how? Same clothes? Or food all over your face?😃

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      1. Lia says:

        My fingernails aren’t the best tbh… toes neither sadly 😭🤓🤷🏼‍♀️

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        1. I have a habit of biting fingernails. They’re like Indian roads, irregular. 😂

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          1. Lia says:

            That is a very cool analogy! 😃 I don’t bite mine, but they break regularly, and I’m often getting my hands dirty… :))

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            1. Haha! You’re always doing something.
              Thank you aunt Lia.

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      1. endorsum says:

        Long live life! Unicellular, multicellular, mosses, lichens … you must be a fantastic 😀🥰

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        1. Okay I don’t think I house them 😂😂

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          1. endorsum says:

            oh, you had so much potential … Fearful! 😛😂😂

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            1. In that case, I am the freaking biodiversity. 😎

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            2. endorsum says:

              Have you never thought about the blue cheese business? 😋🤓

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            3. What’s that? 😃

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            4. endorsum says:

              Cheese with mold. Here in Italy the most famous is the “gorgonzola” (but also in France it is produced, but not so good). It tastes delicious and smells like … feet! 😀

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            5. They eat cheese with mold!? Seriously??

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            6. Please no😫😫

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            7. endorsum says:

              we eat it, I’m Italian! 😛https://youtu.be/r6hJze67Y0o

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            8. Well I’m jealous 😂
              How do you eat that?

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            9. endorsum says:

              oh, how many good things there are in our kitchen … no one wins us over cheese. 😛

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            10. Things with mold? 😛

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            11. endorsum says:

              with gorgonzola you can make first courses, second courses and even desserts. With fruit it is delicious.

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            12. Please! Don’t make me imagine that.

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            13. endorsum says:

              using mold artfully is not for everyone 😛😛😛

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            14. Artfully to eat mold? 😅

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            15. endorsum says:

              ok, guess you don’t even like oysters then

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            16. Never had them. It’s Rare in India.

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            17. endorsum says:

              molds are fundamental in many food processing. we also study at the university.

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            18. Okay I’ll see if I can find gorgonzola here 😃

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            19. endorsum says:

              here it is 2:30 at night. i have 6 hours of sleep. good night! 🙂

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            20. Night night! 😂

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            21. amanita says:

              Yessssss. Blue mold is gorgeous.

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            22. You like it too??

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      1. And what exactly you do with that saved time 🤔

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        1. I’m just there doing nothing

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  12. Nawazish says:

    Aap gande🤭

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