Ideal inspiration blogger award.

Inspiration eh? When Nuhr, I mean, Noor; sorry! Nuor. Argh! Nour! Yeah Nour nominated me for their award, it felt like a joke. Tell me this is a joke! Inspiration my ass. It’s something I can never be. But thank you for this! Nobody cares what the rules are so I’ll cut straight to the … Continue reading Ideal inspiration blogger award.


Everything is blurry. My head hurts, My back hurts, My ass hurts. I stretch my hands and legs, groan a little and turn left. The phone light is blinding. “Happy anniversary” the notification read. “What the flightless fuck!! I have nothing to do with this” I say and grab my phone. It’s from WordPress. It’s … Continue reading Disbelief.