Raksha Bandhan.

To all those women who call men “brother” so that they don’t hit on them: Happy Raksha Bandhan !!! (Meh) And to everyone else: Well, happy Raksha Bandhan. What else do you expect? People who don’t know what Raksha Bandhan is, feel free to google it yourself.

Her majesty.

"I want a watch like yours" she whined, swaying her hands. "What's the use of having a watch when you can't read the time?" I said. "It's 11:30." She muttered. "It's the same time all day for you." I burst out in laughter. "Okay 2:30. Now get me my watch." And she walked away in … Continue reading Her majesty.